There's a fly in my soup!: Condensed Milk Cookies

Ever woken up in the middle of the night not really hungry but craving sweet and crunchy homemade biscuits? Tip toe you sneak into the kitchen, raid the fridge and after having stuffed your face with everything possibly imaginable except those biscuits you head back to bed feeling unsatisfied and guilty? Sound familiar? Or do you run around like a headless chicken when your mother-in-law comes for tea expecting a buffet of freshly baked goods, but the only tea time snacks you are able to find is a tin of stale biscuits? We all have our animalistic cookie craving and munching moments, whether you are on a diet feeling naughty, going through a divorce or just committing carbicide in front of the television watching The Ellen Degenerate Show.

Fear not my fellow cookie monsters as I have found an amazing and simple recipe for delicious condensed milk cookies that will satisfy your deepest and darkest desires. If you are thinking whips, chains and crumbs while reading this post then you should probably consider going to a psychologist! You can totally blame your folks for thinking its ‘normal’ finding a stack of cookie boxes under your mattress when there should have been a pile of dirty magazines! Jokes! : )

Food fetishes and animalistic cookie cravings aside, this recipe is really amazing and idiot proof! Next time you are in the mood AND on a budget try baking these heavily biscuits! “I promise you it’s not diet food it’s delicious, decadent hmmmmm…..” COOKEHS!

Here’s how! Read, bake and enjoy!